Worst Girls Aloud Concert Ever

To the losers who couldn’t wait two hours and smoked in my face in a smoke-free venue To the ignorant losers who yelled “what’s this shit, play your old stuff!” while we rocked out to Colosseum. To the fucker who threw a pint of beer in my face when they started the last song. NONE … Continue reading

An End to a Holiday

A dagger pierces my right eye. I sit up, having been violently awoken from my slumber. I turn to my bedside table to check the time on the iPhone. It is 1:30 am. As I read the time, I have to squint my right eye to prevent the phone’s light from boring through my eye … Continue reading

I Just Blogged To Say…

I Just Blogged To Say…

To all my loyal blog readers And to the bloggers I read everyday To my family To my friends To my future dog that I decided I will buy when I move back to Australia To ALL of you reading And of course to my JD I know it is just a shitty Hallmark holiday, … Continue reading

Slacker Jack

Slacker Jack

It’s barely February and I’ve already broken one of my New Year’s resolutions. Or at least I nearly did. I can’t exactly remember how I phrased the resolution, and I’m not exactly going to go back and read my own post to find out. What idiot would actually read any of this crap? Certainly not … Continue reading

Popping My Snow Cherry

Popping My Snow Cherry

Last week I reached two new and exciting milestones, with one being as a direct result of the other. My iPhone gave me a heads up for the first milestone a few days before, however I was sceptical in my iPhone’s forecasting. As I have previously noted, the iPhone relies on Yahoo for her information, … Continue reading

Life Lessons Learned in 2013 #1

Life Lessons Learned in 2013 #1

It’s cold outside. I’ve decided to head to work early because I get paid by the hour an I have a ski trip to pay for. But it’s cold outside. The iPhone says it’s -2 Celsius. That can’t be right. It’s cold, but it’s not that cold. After all, I was able to run down … Continue reading

Resolutions 2013, or How To Make My Life Better

Resolutions 2013, or How To Make My Life Better

People can be quite cynical about “The New Year”. It’s just another night of the week. It’s a completely artificial reason to start to re-evaluate one’s life. It’s always disappointing. No one ever follows through. Yadda yadda yadda. Some people love to spoil everything. Realistically, the Debbie Downers are kinda right. But who are they … Continue reading

Highs and Lows

Highs and Lows

Hello all and a HAPPY NEW YEAR! Yes, it is the first day of the year 2013 and I have returned after my short, but well-deserved leave of blogging absence. I apologise for failing to notify you all about my December break, but I always feel so narcissistic to announce to the world that I … Continue reading

Joni in the Moon

Joni in the Moon

I haven’t really written as many posts about home as I thought I would. This blog is supposed to be about my time in London, after all. And generally it is, in a round-about way, although I do love to wander off topic now and then. Still, there are plenty of things happening back home … Continue reading